potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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isthatbenji:

beperpetuallydrunk:

Possibly my favourite photo set ever

ladyofthepants yes, for those times you get bitchy people at work.

(Source: aurora-spirit)

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: realfurry)

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(Source: str8-jane)

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fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

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totoroteser:

danyouphilip:

phan-and-troyler-at-221b:

eyebrow game is strong here dan

he literally has a question mark on his forehead 

Cannot unsee

totoroteser:

danyouphilip:

phan-and-troyler-at-221b:

eyebrow game is strong here dan

he literally has a question mark on his forehead

Cannot unsee

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